rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

stabla:

i ought to stop making these but there’s something awfully therapeutic about it

ochanomachi:

what the fuck are u trying to say

IS ANYONE GONNA POINT OUT THAT HER NAME IS MILK

macarena-of-time:

conceived-in-the-time-vortex:

macarena-of-time:

ambiguousandshit:

idontunderstandfishingmetaphors:

macarena-of-time:

me sophomore year (age 15) -> junior year (16)

it gets better kids

How did you even

What science is this

Can i count this as the most notes ive gotten on a selfie

Are you really using a reaction image on my selfie

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

shotasprite:

rainbowrunt:

homuracide:

in 4th grade my friend and i did an experiment for science class and we wanted to see how different kinds of music affected fish so we bought a fish and put it in a bowl and then we started playing screamo and the fish DIED

i laUGHED AT THIS FOR 3 HOURS

did you put water in the bowl

nevvzealand:

when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever

littlescoundrels:

emma’s development as henry’s mother

takeiteasymountainface:

#this was the greatest moment in the theater because everyone screamed